oh-my-GOSH! ive always thought dawn yang was a ***t becuz she clubs alot. sorry im stereotyping. but it turns out, she's a smart and high class one, which makes her not really a ***t.

why i came to this conclusion? IT'S BECAUSE I FOUND A BLOG OF A REAL ***T. let's call her Betty

betty didnt do plastic surgery, cuz she came from an average income family
which makes dawn yang's multiple plastic surgeries seem necessary. BECAUSE BETTY'S FUGLY! and she has elephant legs and small boobs! gosh.

i am in no position to judge whether miss yang likes to have one night stands. but either way, she's smart enough not to blog about it. BUT BETTY TALKS ABOUT HER FOURSOMES AND TOILET SEX AND SEX TOYS IN EVERY 1 or 2 POSTS.

and betty thinks she has an angelic face with a devilicious body. her unflattering bikini shots and hotel room pictures are enough to prove it.

and betty doesnt even photoshop her hideous pictures. dawn yang is advanced enough to know how to make full use of it.

so i'll end of with saying : DAWN YANG YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT AND WELL-BRED!

(as compared to betty) ^^

oh my goodness gracious meeeeee~ the last time i went out with this rather tall friend of mine, he said i seemed shorter. and mummy and daddy said i seemed shorter too! WOOTS! i might be able to seem a normal height in just a matter of time! okayyy... who am i trying to convince when i cant even convince myself.. after my parents told me i seemed shorter, i immediately demanded that my height is to be measured. but cough cough, sob sob, I AM STILL THE SAME HEIGHT! holy cow!

nvm. but i realised long ago that i look alot nicer and alot more different when i take my pic at a flattering angle, for example, this:



and this:



doesnt my face look soo slim and my chin sooo sharp? and oh! oh! my eyes look much bigger.

but sad to say, this is how i look like, really...



it's not a 100% like that, my skin aint so smooth, but similar.

p.s. none of the pictures were photoshopped, i even resisted the urge to photoshop the last pic. gosh, im so proud of myself.

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ahhhhhhhh....

lemme just do a tiny little change to the pic:



there, much better :D

LOLS i just found out ris lows blog via this msn pop up. lol wow, her english sux, she says stuff like

there is ah lians in raffles girls' high too

do u know what grammatical error she made?

LOLS!

and her face is as fat as MINE! maybe i should go try out for some beauty pageant too :D

anyways yesterday, after part 1 of cell group, i went to part 2 for the first time. didnt regret it. didnt know the cell group ppl could be so chatty and funny. thx to dovel and xinying for reminding me to stay :D

on the way back, dovel suggested that we took some pics, so here they are. she looked like a witch in one of them. guess which izzit :D and i look fat in ALL of them T^T



when i got home, the my family were gathered in my bro's room, with my bro and dad performing magic tricks and my mom-actually-with-a-hidden-talent-for-exposing-the-secrets-of-magic-tricks. so i joined in the fun but mainly camwhored and forced everybody to take pics with me. becuz mummy said my eyemake up was stupid.


me


mummy being unconfident about how she looks without make up. talk about contradiction.


daddy going, "are my eyes big enough?"


my bro going, "delete it or i'll hit you" after he realised i took his pic. he is THAT violent. pfft. and he actually believe that i deleted it after i told him so. hhahahahhaha


AND MY PERFUME THAT SMELLS OH-SO-EDIBLE <3

ok! to continue my first post on taiwan, here is the final part!

let the pictures do the talking! woots!~


me refusing to wake up despite already all ready to leave the hotel room


daddy making funny faces outsite taipei 101 while i went to the ladies


me coming out from the taipei 101 building after visiting the loo, dont i look nice? my legs look gorgeous


the spectacular view from the top of the taipei 101 building


daddy caught me yawning -.-
and speaking of yawning, i yawned at this cute guy who was like staring at me. and i didnt cover my mouth >.>
AND speaking of cute guys, yesterday when i went to j8 to do some stuff before meeting my friend for dinner, i passed by this awfully cute and tall guy, and he said to his friend: wa so tall. T^T why is it that just becuz im tall i dont get my fair share of cute guys? T^T


taipei has so many scooters they seperate the cars from the scooters.


roosters made out of jade :D cockle doodle dooooooo imma rooster!
<3


HELICOPTER LANDING!!!!!!! OMG! SO GLAM!


mummy and daddy, haha, check out the cute pose


haha





cam-whoring in the hotel bathroom.
found a new way to make my eyes look ultra dolly <3

AND AND! guess what! my school friends are free from the Os! WOOTS! and i finally get to see them again :D

meeting lynette on tuesday and im going to the arcade with jay-why soon :D

went to taiwan on dunno when, it was around last week. the plane was SQUEEEEEEEEEZY. hated it, guess its becuz im too tall and my legs are too long. i need to sit in an upright position, aka 90 degrees. sucked, the place was crammed and i felt nauseated.

totally forgot about most of the trip. lemme just let the pictures do (most) of the talking.(i'll add captions *wink*)


my mom and i outside the hot spring hotel we stayed in on the first night. it was drizzling and it was kind of embarrassing to be talking pictures in a small alley (the kind where people go to take a short smokin' break)


a rare picture of my bro. he is freaking camera shy, especially when the one behind the camera is me.


steamboat (check out the nice pink fishcake)at some flower garden place. it was fcking stupid, it was pouring cats and dogs and the guide encouraged us to go have a walk around the farm.


pictures of my family outside this memorial place. no idea in whose or whats memory it was built, but the buildings were m-a-g-n-f-i-c-e-n-t


picture of me with the freaky dummies in the confucious temple


my mom and i in the confucious temple


my mom looking silly and me staring intently at the little wooden planks or wadever u call it filled with the wishes of people who believe in the confucious. they even have some written in french and jap.


mummy in the empty wufenpu alley. we went super early, like around 11am to the world famous place that sells cheap and fashionable clothes. but the people were surprisingly lazy too. the shops opened for business only at around 1pm


daddy took this pic of mummy and i sitting on a metal bench in the 20 degree cold winter. it was freeeeeezing and craaaaaaazy.


mom and dad wanted to have a pic taken with the taipei station


a picture of a busy night market named after a famous taiwan uni.


check out the taiwan coke can! its freaking small and surprisingly more expensive then a regular singapore coke can


xi men ding. what can i say... wow there were a lot and i mean A LOT of cute guys there.

ahhh... covering dunno whose shift at evo now. fcking stupid. i was supposed to meet my friends luh. but i saw this unknown number miss call me so i called back. and it turned out to be marcus wanting me to go cover shift. he say he never sleep ask me go cover. i know how it feels like to not have slept at all. so i took pity on him and go cover the damn shift. BUT! *pissed* that %@%@ is playing dota now. as always when he act tired and kelian and ask people cover shift. he ALWAYS ends up playing dota instead of going to rest. dovel said the other day that she thinks marcus very pitiful cuz he doesnt go home. but she should see how he likes to make use of other peoples kindness to go play dota instead. -.-"

but the lucky thing is when i called my friends to tell them i wasnt meeting them, one of them said it was ok as he could meet his other friends instead, and the other said that he had some family problem. as always -.- but dunno whether he lying or not. cuz he did ask where evo was, as if he wanted to come. cuz i told him they could come evo play comp while i work and we could catch the movie after my shift. well, if he really WAS about the tell me he couldnt make it, i might as well be doing this damn shift and earn some money. its not as fun to go out one on one. especially if the other party is of the opposite sex. it feels like a date *shudders* gross.

sigh ): tuesday i have to go to school to meet my form teacher to do the official dropping-out-of-school stuff. sign forms and all that. i dont wanna see the damn teacher ): i feel so ah lian now luh, dyed my hair and all that. maybe i should tie up the hair and wear some long skirt. BUT! if i see my classmates, it will be soooo embarrassing >.<

ahhh D: working at evo sux. its just like sitting at the counter and being invisible >.>

UPDATE!

YEA MAN! i was just feeling depressed that daddy wasnt likely to come fetch me after work. AND I GOT A GREAT IDEA! and that is go for supper at some huge and famous hawker centre that sells ALL the singapore delicacies :D

and i will eat my fave dishes:


hokkien mee and


COCKLES!

cockles might be bloody and disgusting to some, but the taste of blood and the smell of it is mouth watering to meeeeee ~<3

COCKLES AND HOKKIEN MEE HERE I COME :D

edited by me :D



went to cell group yesterday. and i made a shocking discovery:
It's against the ten commandments to say oh-my-GAWD!

>.<

oh my goodness gracious me.

maybe i should stop.

when jody explained it to us, dovel was telling devi that i say it all the time T^T

DO I?!